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house plants and their f up thoughts

house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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CODY LOVE
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 3
Air vent is not blocked
Color: Black
It doesn’t hold the phone tightly I had to change the part where u put the phone other than that it does not block the air vent
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Worth the cost
Color: Pink
Perfect holder for keeping hands free while driving. Ive been looking for a mount that wouldnt be permanently stuck to my car & this mount is it. It is adjustable & can be custom set to fit any phone. I have a samasung as an fyi. Ive been using it non stop, it doesnt block my vents & it can be turned if it needs to be. I will say the holder is stiff at first but once its set up it is simple to use. If your looking for a mount for your car with out it being permanently affixed & is reasonably priced this is the mount for you
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Best Phone Holder I've Had
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This is by far the best phone holder I've had for the money. It's economical and durable because I've had it for a while and it's still performing great. The phone is held firmly, and I haven't had issues with vibration. The only issue you might encounter is installing the phone holder to your car's vent because vents are different sizes and might not be a good fit. I had to adjust the metal piece to go behind the vent in order to make it hold securely. That issue is because different car manufacturers make their vents different shapes and sizes so it's understandable. Overall, I recommend it for its functionality and fair price.
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Birmingham, US
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For the inexpensive price it’s worth its weight in gold. I admittedly probably didn’t work on it as long or as hard as I should have, but I still had great results. *** One warning: when it says to “tape up and cover your paint around it” do it! I figured I would just be careful but no I was wrong. It will REALLY damage your paint, so make sure you don’t get any on it. YES- This is the sanding discs too! They have chemicals on them, they are not regular discs. If you do get on paint, clean immediately! My only regret with this project and my fault, not theirs. My headlights went from dingy yellow, to much brighter and definitely more clear. Love the results. Very happy with the purchase.
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Worked great at clearing my headlights and at a great price, I had used a different headlight kit maybe 5-6 months before and it did not perform as good as this kit did, maybe it was a user error with the previous kit but this one cleared it easily and was very easy to do and had a nice clear shine.
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