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phallic succulent

phallic succulent Penis Cactus- Big Blue Weenie- various sizes live rooted plant

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Description

phallic succulent Penis Cactus- Big Blue Weenie- various sizes live rooted plantDESCRIPTION You will receive one rooted cactus, based on the size you selected. The taller the plant, the more mature it is and the larger its circumference. Sizes range from 1 inch to 6 inches tall. The Penis Cactus is a rare and highly sought after monstrose form of Trichocereus bridgesii (also known as Echinopsis lageniformis), native to Bolivia. Its humorous and distinctive growth patternfeaturing lumpy, cylindrical stems with a phallic

DESCRIPTION

You will receive one rooted cactus, based on the size you selected. The taller the plant, the more mature it is and the larger its circumference. Sizes range from 1 inch to 6 inches tall.

The Penis Cactus is a rare and highly sought-after monstrose form of Trichocereus bridgesii (also known as Echinopsis lageniformis), native to Bolivia. Its humorous and distinctive growth pattern—featuring lumpy, cylindrical stems with a phallic appearance—makes it a favorite among collectors of unusual and conversation-starting plants.

This cactus typically grows slowly and forms multiple thick, upright stems. Its blue-green skin is often ribbed and may have small, sparse spines. In ideal conditions, mature plants may produce large, white, fragrant flowers that bloom at night.

Care Requirements:

  • Light: Full sun to partial shade (prefers bright, indirect light in very hot climates).
  • Water: Drought-tolerant; water deeply but infrequently. Allow the soil to dry out completely between waterings.
  • Soil: Requires well-draining cactus/succulent soil.
  • Temperature: Hardy in USDA zones 9–11. Protect from frost and prolonged cold.
  • Growth Habit: Upright, clumping stems with a unique, irregular shape.

Special Features:

  • Rare monstrose growth form
  • Eye-catching and humorous appearance
  • Great for collectors or as a novelty plant

This item will be shipped bare root or in its original plastic pot, depending on what is best for the plant’s health during transit.

Each order is handpicked, and we ensure all plants are healthy and well-established before shipping.

SHIPPING

We ship year-round every Monday to locations throughout the United States, except Alaska and Hawaii. At this time, we do not offer international shipping.

Please allow 3 to 5 business days for packing and processing. To ensure your order ships on Monday, the cut-off time is Sunday at 1:00 P.M.

Mayumi Garden is not responsible for any shipping delays caused by the carrier. Please double-check your shipping address before submitting your order to avoid delays or additional shipping charges.


CANCELLATION/ RETURNS POLICY

We currently do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations. However, please contact us if you encounter any issues with your order.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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