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house plants and their fucked up thoughts book

house plants and their fucked up thoughts book Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts – Chosen Tweed

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house plants and their fucked up thoughts book Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts – Chosen TweedBy Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake Ever feel like your plants are silently judging you? This cheeky, laugh out loud book gives voice to the leafy roommates in your lifewith a sharp wit and a lot of side eye. Houseplants and Their F*cked Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent peek into the inner lives of fiddle leaf figs, palms, and philodendrons whove had enough. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor (and maybe a little guilt), this

By Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake

Ever feel like your plants are silently judging you? This cheeky, laugh-out-loud book gives voice to the leafy roommates in your life—with a sharp wit and a lot of side-eye.

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent peek into the inner lives of fiddle-leaf figs, palms, and philodendrons who’ve had enough. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of humor (and maybe a little guilt), this giftable gem adds a twist of personality to any coffee table or windowsill.

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  • A quirky gift for plant parents and humor lovers alike
  • Packed with personality, wit, and a touch of sass
  • 96-page hardcover with full-color illustrations and captions
  • Written by Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake
  • Published by The Collective Book Studio
  • A fun read for yourself—or a perfect “just because” gift
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